WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW”.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. I LIKE TO COME OUT HERE WITH GOOD NEWS EVERY NIGHT, BUT I’M AFRAID TONIGHT I HAVE SOME SHOCK NEWS. IS EVERYONE SITTING DOWN? GOOD. THAT WOULD BE ODD FOR YOU TO BE STANDING UP RIGHT NOW. IT CONCERNS OUR FRIENDS AT APPLE COMPUTERS.…
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[Music] [Phone vibrating] Hello. Yes, baby. I’m departing from here soon. There should be no issue on this road trip. My sister is sleeping. And let me pack my bag. Then I’ll depart from here. Meet me outside your house. And keep in mind. Don’t invite your friend on this trip. Okay, bye. [Music]…
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http://twitter.com/#!/REALStaceyDash/status/495508217091596289 Ebola victims Dr. Kent Brantly and Nancy Writebol are American missionaries who were in Africa caring for people with the Ebola virus. It is hard work in difficult conditions — and dangerous, too. Both have contracted the Ebola virus and are now seriously ill. At least one of them is on the way to receive treatment in the…
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http://twitter.com/#!/MaryKayHenry/status/506575656776658945 It’s insane. They’re organizing to demand more pay than their work is worth, when they should be organizing against economic policies that force them into menial jobs to survive. However, the labor unions overwhelmingly support those same failed policies so they need to blame private companies for not acting against their own interests. http://twitter.com/#!/greenhousenyt/status/506569398853709824 http://twitter.com/#!/SEIU/status/506582234254422016…
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http://twitter.com/#!/catfanfl/status/476771776559472640 As Twitchy reported, feminists flipped their lids when soon-to-be-crowned Miss USA Nia Sanchez suggested that women learn self-defense in order to help protect themselves from sexual assault. “She’s blaming the victim!” they said. “We should just teach men not to rape!” they said. Anyone with an ounce of common sense knows that that’s bull.…
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http://twitter.com/#!/SportsCenter/status/461562413662613504 Jameis Winston is a Heisman Trophy winner and a two sport (football and baseball) athlete at Florida State. News broke today that Winston had been cited for shoplifting $32 worth of seafood from a Tallahassee Publix store, leading to his suspension from the FSU baseball team. This shocked a lot of people given that…
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http://twitter.com/#!/JammieWF/status/525304362290003969 Are you ready for a triple-shot of Voxsplaining about the attack at Parliament Hill in Ottawa, Canada yesterday that left a soldier dead? Our obsession with the Ottawa shooter's religion reveals more about us than about him http://t.co/fEaCnVrCuz — Vox (@voxdotcom) October 23, 2014 Our obsession with the Ottawa shooter's religion reveals more about…
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http://twitter.com/#!/JohnBermont/status/515274536321683456 TheDemocrats tweeted an Obama quote to commemorate the “Little Rock Nine”—nine black students who enrolled in a public high school in defiance of then Governor Orval Faubus. They forgot to mention one little detail though. Celebrating the nine brave African-American teenagers who walked into a Little Rock high school 57 years ago today. pic.twitter.com/oGX9TSsmBU…
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http://twitter.com/#!/TheRyanParker/status/525714504751931393 #BREAKING #AIR4 is over Marysville Pilchuck HS. Watch KOMO4, http://t.co/GCOWGt5q3R for latest info. #liveonkomo pic.twitter.com/38afcC2LFT — Gerardo (@grlopez4) October 24, 2014 A shooting at Marysville-Pilchuck High School in Washington state continues to unfold this morning. There are reports of possibly a half-dozen people shot. Map showing location of Marysville Pilchuck Highschool where reports are…
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