Yes this is a REAL toy from the 90s

I’m sorry flirt squirt I think we’re all thinking the same thing here I know right like this feels fake like it feels like an SNL sketch and it is totally not which means an entire boardroom of men in business suits were like yeah yeah kids they like flirting and they also like squirting yeah and then they all gave themselves like a [ __ ] high five and probably a raise also who the hell flirts with someone by blasting him in the face with cold water that’d be like if someone was just like hey baby I really like you and then just threw a drink in your face oh but here’s the worst part I legit tried to find some more information on this but when I went to Google flirt squirts uh it was not the toy that came up it was a different type of thing.

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