Watching Barbie made me gay?
if you're a man and you go watch the movie Barbie you're 100 a beta yeah sure you are okay internet detectives I need your help on this so this guy hears about the Barbie movie he gets really upset and he asks his friend to hold the camera while he films this you go watch the movie Barbie you're 100 a beta there's no way around I don't care if your girlfriend abortions you how about you force her to watch overheimer because that's what real hours would do okay so guys is this satire like this is what I need your internet detective help with I am losing the ability to tell if people are trolling or not like tick tocks got me all [ __ ] up I can't even tell anymore because it blows my mind that people would believe some dumb [ __ ] like this but yeah sometimes they do and if you look at this guy as a comedy bit it's funny as hell like it is perfect satire everything down to the shirt to the way he mispronounces Oppenheimer Oppenheimer but if you look at him as being sincere like he actually believes this stuff then it's really pathetic like I just don't want want to believe that people are this douchey if you eat Bagels you are a Beta if you rape you're 100 a beta if you drink iced coffee you are a hundred percent a beta this has the same energy as I don't wipe my ass because touching a man's butt is gay see and then I start to believe he's an idiot and then he posts something like this everyone in my comments section looking obese mentally ill degenerate not realizing they're still the same sad person after their cheap dopamine hit by attempting to put me down while I go to bed in peace knowing I'm jacked Alpha and handsome six five by the way see and then I see that nonsense and I'm like that is definitely satire no one ends an argument with no I'm 6'5 by the way no one gives a [ __ ] so I'm leaning more towards satire but I'm still on the fence as for the Barbie movie watch whatever the hell entertains you I mean a lot of people like it like I'll definitely be watching it whenever it comes to streaming I guess that makes me a beta
