TIRINGA E O PANTARMA – “fantasma” | COMÉDIA SELVAGEM

 

I will stop here, oh! Here is the location! Wait! Guys, here’s the vengeance it will be evil the black son of a bitch took us and put two scorpions to screw us now we know he is afraid of a ghost, in fact, it is “panorama” that he speaks So I will prepare here one I negotiate for him now that he is going to get chipped all over that black son of a bitch let’s get in here I’m going to buy all the ingredients here Ah, just one more thing, you guys from these religions please, don’t misunderstand, we are not here disparaging and not taking anybody’s religion wave is just a joke so please don’t get it wrong, taboo?! Vleu ?! Let’s go.

 

Come here, I’ll be happy to help, see. And then, old man, okay? let’s go in ?! I need some business here. Today it deviates a little from the context of what I always look for here. Okay, what does the friend say? I need some candles like that. What happens … There is a son of a bitch on my farm that took us both these days and put some scorpions to screw us I know! And I promised him that I would come back because every time he says: “It’s one on top of the other” So I’m going to show him how he does it on top of the other So you want to take revenge on the case? Evil revenge.

 

My revenge will be evil! Wow! Will he shake now? He will tremble! because this is what happens, he dies of fear of a ghost only that he says “pantarma” He says he is “pantarma” So what happens, we are going to play a little game for him, I even told the people here don’t take it seriously that we are not belittling anyone’s religion is just a joke so come on, i need candles What color does the friend want? Colored candle Do you prefer? Red, black! Anything to scare that cool! Whatever it takes to make him shit in his pants like he says he’ll shit until the fact this time Oxe so the game is really heavy No! It is to put to chip even! Look, there are these other colors too! let’s do it all! This is going to be at midnight today that I’m going to do that. This video is going to be at midnight today.

 

Want more candles? I have a seventh-day candle of colors. Will you need it or not? Not because it gets too heavy. it is more of a game. This is what? that …? America! Will you want America? I’ll take it! Let me see if it will work, let me simulate. imagine guys I’m here with this here, I’m going to wear a white outfit underneath even if I have to buy a fabric and make a hole I’m going to get a mask I have there I’m going to get a hat Do you have those straw hats there? I have! Okay, I want a straw hat.

 

I’m going to take this here, let me produce myself, let me produce myself, pick it up quickly, please. Let’s simulate here and see if it works. Put a cachaça on the side. So, as nobody knows his name, he thinks nobody knows, but I know so I’ll talk, I’ll get there at night, at midnight I’ll look at my watch and still show on camera Vicente, it’s time! Boy, this nigger is going to have a career, you’ll see in this video. Go! Will you need anything else? I do not deny old man, here it is good because it is a joke. Here is enough. Yeah, it’s good to play! It’s a joke! I hope the staff is not offended. the people here of this religion. I’m not giving up, thanks, guys. So that’s it, this video I will stop here The continuity will be at midnight at the farm I will do it at his door, He will pay me I will prepare other things there.

 

Leave it to me! So that’s it, come on ?! Here’s how it is, oh! I’ll kill the nigger! Let’s go, it’s good there! We are now going to do that revenge of that black son of a bitch who put the scorpions to screw us so here it is, oh Here … here are our wigs! Here are our clothes Here are the ingredients That black son of a bitch today we kill him from the heart Here is even the couscous, oh The aribé, the couscous summing up the ghost (panorama) today takes the black son of a bitch Let’s stop here if no the video is long getting there at the entrance I’ll show it again Thanks ?! So that’s it.

 

Let’s go! It’s coming, guys. And there’s more, I’ll stop right there, we won’t go down there so we don’t have the risk of waking up And turn the car around No, I’ll do it the other way around because we’ll run from there I’ll even leave the gate open, close Make the car turn here because if the animal sees Let’s stop the car here let me already make the turn here, let it backward so that it doesn’t wake up there, because there is the risk of it waking up Here, look! I will turn here And leave here already on the way.

 

That son of a bitch almost kills us What a pain from the plague, man! And the fuck soon falls asleep just because I laugh I will stop here from here we go on foot Come, come, come, come, come! Fabinho, it will be produced! I will show you, even our camera is also a ghost (panorama) that is, a ghost, look at this! it’s time for him to leave he doesn’t see you filming us look at the blond devil Who’s hitting there? Who are you? What the fuck is that, huh? Who are you? What the fuck girl is this? Vicente, your time has come! Our Lady !!! For clarity, my God! Your time has come, Vicente. Oh, my heavenly father Who is it? Your time has come! Oh, Charles, help me here, there’s a half-ghost world (panorama) here at home For the love of God, man! I am unarmed Come here for Our Lady there is even a bell here at the door What is it, Tiringa? Oh Charles, call the boys there who are full of phantoms here (panorama) here It’s a ghost (panorama) of a priest, who has a bell There is even a bell here and he said that my time has come I don’t have any weapons not here, I only have a brushcutter How am I going to get out? Oh Syringe, I’m sleeping, Fuck! No, Charles, but call somebody there, call the neighbor there, send someone to come and help me here and see what it is that I can’t get out, not because I don’t have any weapon.

 

The weapon I have is a brushcutter . ..?!?!?!?! ??! …. oh how am I going to get out? Did you hear the ghost (pantarma)? …!?!?!?!?!?!? … Do not enter! Charles, come soon. Come on! Open the door, Vicente! !!! door !!! will break the door here Open the door, Vicente! Oh my God, oh my Father Cicero, what am I going to do here … oh plague! no weapon here at home, this is a plague! ?!?!?!?!?! Come on man, I can’t take it anymore Oh Tinga, calm down, I’m sleeping. What is going on? What a mess is this, my brother? Come on, it’s a ghost (pantarma) that is here at the door here And it’s about four or five a flock of plague and it seems that there is even the ghost (pantarma) of a priest, who has a bell swinging and saying that my time has come here light, come light.

 

Or call the neighbors that I don’t have any pestilence no Man, aren’t you dreaming? Wasn’t it a dream? What a fucking dream! It was not a dream! ?!?! ??! he’s at the door man, he’s at the door This plague man, damn bad thing, come on, for Nossa Senhora da Penha, for charity Oh Tiringa, I heard that noise. What is that noise? Isn’t it the dogs at the door? What a fucking dog, Charles! There is only a big dog here It is a ghost (pantarma) plus a flock of ghosts There are but five and there is a bigger one, which is the ugliest thing in the world. Hair hitting chest and big hat Take a look right there, I think you’re having … there was a dream. a nightmare. See if it’s still there. ?!?!?! ?? !!? Come on, Charles! ?!?!?! ??!? !!? Wait a minute, I’ll get there, I’ll get there Then come on soon Wait, I’m coming, be patient.

 

Did it calm down more there? How are you? How is it there? Come on, man! Take a look at the plague situation! Take a look there, and see if it’s still there yet! ?!?! ??!?! not if I look here it blurs everything Look there, man. Look there! So fucking same! ?!?! ??!?! And there’s a bell too! the big mouth is that big! It looks like the plague …?!?! ??!?!?! … smoking a pipe How is Tiringa? Sitting in front of the house with a pipe of that size, of that size the smoke covering and they all in white some hair came like this …

 

A bigger swamp in the world … man, come on now Oh so tiring, let me tell you something! Listen! Do you know this ghost (panorama) that is there at your door? Yes! Yes! Do you remember that you put a scorpion on Fabinho and another on me to sting our backs? Do you remember? And what does that have to do with it? What does this have to do with it? Didn’t I tell you that there was going to be a return? What do you say every time it’s on top of the other? Now I put two on top of the other. It was the one to get revenge, it was the autograph of the pen that you took shock that you said was three-phase, three phases And now this ghost (panorama) that is out there was the one that I had to put for you, you sucker. For you to break down, son of a bitch! And who is this child of the plague sitting here, who is it? It is a ghost (panorama) that I ordered to go there for you to stop being naughty. And who is the ghost (panorama) who did you send? Who did I send? Yes, yes! Then wait there! Wait! You are not the beast, are you not the brave one? Aren’t you a male goat? Yes, say it! And what is it? What is it? Wait, I’ll tell you what it is! Son of a bitch, wait a minute I’ll tell you what it is! Are you coming yet? Open the door, soft goat! Open the door! Get ready to run I’m going to hang up now No I won’t open the door! Open the door, son of the plague! I’m going to hang up! And who is it, and who is it? But boy, how do you make such a plague? Go to hell, herd of plague! Plague horn herd! Herd of a girl’s son! Aren’t you the baboon? 926feeca6fd3a1f6a192bcdf41691cee The bully? Son of a bitch! I wish I had a gun here and a miserable one not!?!?!?!? You broke, Negão! What if, the plague’s son flocks? Let’s go, let’s go! The nigger has now broken down so he can learn Son of a bitch! Come here, horn of the plague!

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