Michael Ian Black rants about Greg Gutfeld’s tax day rant; Gutfeld responds

http://twitter.com/#!/melraemorgan/status/456210331619295232

Tuesday on “The Five,” host Greg Gutfeld ranted against tax day and, as a bonus, presented his theory of government.

“See, my theory of government is really simple,” said Gutfeld. “It’s all about the street. Government should keep things off the street – thugs, the insane, invading armies – and keep things on the street – like cement and lamp posts. Everything else, we can handle, which is why I’m bummed that 110 days of my salary goes directly into the mouth of a blob that turns my efforts into useless poop.”

Comedian Michael Ian Black likes a little more from his government.

http://twitter.com/#!/michaelianblack/status/456204680117620736
http://twitter.com/#!/michaelianblack/status/456205248580030464
http://twitter.com/#!/michaelianblack/status/456205564385980416
http://twitter.com/#!/michaelianblack/status/456205601857867776

Well?

http://twitter.com/#!/greggutfeld/status/456208392130809857
http://twitter.com/#!/greggutfeld/status/456209033242763264
http://twitter.com/#!/michaelianblack/status/456209503088701440
http://twitter.com/#!/michaelianblack/status/456209758374989824
http://twitter.com/#!/michaelianblack/status/456210078148743168
http://twitter.com/#!/greggutfeld/status/456210261285023744

Speaking of ideal limits…

http://twitter.com/#!/greggutfeld/status/456210413513097217
http://twitter.com/#!/michaelianblack/status/456210639229550592
http://twitter.com/#!/greggutfeld/status/456210695390887936
http://twitter.com/#!/greggutfeld/status/456211288469671936
http://twitter.com/#!/michaelianblack/status/456211608700977153

This looks like a good place to wrap things up, quickly.

http://twitter.com/#!/greggutfeld/status/456211875655856128

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