I found the biggest liar on TikTok
turned out she got kidnapped so this story's [ __ ] and this guy's lying so let's talk about why so this Alpha bro cliche goes on one of those rage bait podcasts and decides to tell this story I was actually once driving my bait home and she said to me I don't need a man I said are you sure she said yeah I said so get the [ __ ] out the car and hitchhike turned out she got kidnapped and that's a great example of why women need men oh yeah did that happen she must have got kidnapped by the same guys who beat up juicy smallett I'm kicking my ass demon of all the things that didn't happen his date getting kidnapped didn't happen the most even if that story were true that would mean he took a woman out on a date and didn't make sure she got home safely which doesn't sound very Alpha to me in fact let's break this story down logically if this woman had always felt that she didn't need a man she never would have gone on a date with the man which means she went into that date thinking Hmm Yeah maybe I'm okay with men and by the end of the day it was like no this I don't need a man which means he was the Catalyst for that decision so basically Ladies If you go on a date with this guy you might leave thinking all men are scum and what is an alleged kidnapping have to do with your bad date anyway so I asked a girl out and uh she said no and the next day she got AIDS that escalated quickly so when I find these grifters I always check their website because sometimes you find good stuff on there so I checked and I found this gym if you want to maximize your full potential as an entrepreneur subscribe to Alpha King whatever newsletter where he shares his unique Insight on how to stop being a puppy and how to start seeing some it actually says that on his website well you're not going to see any if your date ends up swearing off men oh and he's not just bullshitting in this video there are lots of others I once took this feminist out to dinner at dinner we got into an argument over gender roles then when the check came she expected for me to pay for the bill I told her if you want me to pay for this bill you will clean my kitchen tonight you started cussing me out so I popped her in the chin the entire restaurant clap for me as the police came and handcuffed me and walked me off he literally said everyone clapped like he literally said the meme everyone clapped I'm sorry the dude is in his 40s and he's balding with like gray in his beard and there's nothing wrong with that but dude is too old to be just like making [ __ ] up on the Internet like teenagers do that like I got a girlfriend but she lives in Canada like it's that he's so foolish
