#EricHoldersNextJob hashtag game leads to pearl clutching at Salon

http://twitter.com/#!/bonze3000/status/515302660048973825

Twitter users are a helpful bunch, always willing to help a newly out of work left-wing progressive find a new gig.

Ok, maybe they’re not being helpful as much as they’re afraid of what other plans Obama has for Holder. ‘Nightmare!’ See why this possible reason for Eric Holder resigning has people terrified

— Fred Wimpy (@fredwimpy) September 25, 2014

— Shaughn (@Shaughn_A) September 25, 2014

#EricHoldersNextJob the New Black Panthers may have a position to fill?

— Alyssa Lafage (@AlyssaLafage) September 25, 2014

#EricHoldersNextJob gun runner (he has experience)

— Jenn Jacques (@JennJacques) September 25, 2014

#EricHoldersNextJob "Spokesman for #ISIS wait…that was his last job!

— Greg Worzel (@GregWorzel) September 25, 2014

#EricHoldersNextJob Lawn maintenance of soccer field at Gitmo.

— Sue from NM (@FreedomLight_) September 26, 2014

#EricHoldersNextJob No new job. Just fishing. He's really good at baiting.

— RufusKings1776 (@RufusKings1776) September 25, 2014

— Brian Nelson (@Liberty_guy85) September 25, 2014

#EricHoldersNextJob Valerie Jarrets Valet

— Not Islamic (@StacyOnTheRight) September 25, 2014

Sharyl Atkisson stalker #EricHoldersNextJob

— Brad Bieghler (@TheBigLer) September 25, 2014

— Shaughn (@Shaughn_A) September 25, 2014

#EricHoldersNextJob Al Sharptons assistant

— Not Islamic (@StacyOnTheRight) September 25, 2014

Already his freelance gig, Stacy RT @StacyOnTheRight: #EricHoldersNextJob Al Sharptons assistant

— Cameron Gray (@Cameron_Gray) September 25, 2014

Heh.

Naturally this led to pearl clutching in the Salon.

Conservative Twitter explodes into an orgy of racism, homophobia & nonsense at AG's resignation http://t.co/rixpTDFSqj #EricHoldersNextJob

— Salon.com (@Salon) September 25, 2014

“Explodes into an orgy of racism.” LOLOL

Didn’t Exploding Orgy of Racism open for The Sex Pistols in ’78?

This headline is funny when you read the tweets cited and realize they don't back it up. https://t.co/v1VbHVlu0l @Salon

— RB (@RBPundit) September 25, 2014

Check your privilege! No President or Attorney General has ever been treated this badly! Ever. Or something.