http://twitter.com/#!/JmeMiller1974/status/502545715592437760 Chuck Hagel stepped up to the mic this afternoon: http://twitter.com/#!/PaulSzoldra/status/502541059218362368 And promptly reminded us why so he should not be secretary of defense: http://twitter.com/#!/NoahCRothman/status/502543682881732609 http://twitter.com/#!/PaulSzoldra/status/502543509820170240 And yet, Hagel tried to put a pretty bow on a pretty big failure: http://twitter.com/#!/PaulSzoldra/status/502543673213460480 Maybe just a little bitty one, hmm? http://twitter.com/#!/morningmoneyben/status/502543961723252737 http://twitter.com/#!/GayleBfromSoCal/status/502544288140775424 What gives, Mr. Secretary? http://twitter.com/#!/alwaysonoffense/status/502544975893389313 Ohhh.…