27 Reasons To Never Go To West London

Not. worth. it.

1. So lots of people are willing to pay lots of money to live in West London.

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Kensington Gardens

2. For some reason everyone is convinced it’s lovely.

Chiswick

3. Which is crazy.

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Portobello Road

4. Because let’s be honest…

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Richmond Park

5. West London is the absolute worst.

Fulham Chapel

6. First of all, it’s so crowded.

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Richmond Park

7. It’s the most boring area of London by far.

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The Natural History Museum

8. Nothing happens there.

Notting Hill Carnival

9. Honestly, the culture is completely non-existant.

The Bush Theatre

10. There’s just nothing particularly special about it.

Maida Vale

11. Summers in West London are truly pathetic.

Hyde Park

12. And when winter hits, the whole area is completely useless.

Winter Wonderland, Hyde Park

13. I mean, who wants to see this?

Brook Green

14. West London is like the most boring guy at a party.

Banksy, Portobello Road

15. It has no character.

Ladbroke Grove

16. And even less style.

Notting Hill

17. Everybody there shops at Waitrose.

Portobello Market

18. It’s just the worst.

Kyoto Gardens

19. Every square inch of West London is stressful and unpleasant.

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Richmond Park

20. Getting a breath of fresh air is pretty much impossible.

Leg O’Mutton Nature Reserve.

21. This otter can not even BELIEVE it’s stuck in West London.

London Wetlands Centre

22. Kew Gardens is nothing but a massive mud hole.

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Kew Gardens

23. And what’s so special about Richmond Park anyway?

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Richmond Park

24. It’s impossible to escape the eyesore that is Hammersmith Bridge.

Hammersmith Bridge

25. You have to go central or east to do anything interesting.

Shepherd’s Bush

26. West is basically just a wasteland at the edge of the city.

Gunnersbury Park

27. How sad is it that some people actually have to live here?

Chiswick House

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