1-800-NOT-MY-FAULT

http://twitter.com/#!/Doc_0/status/469138889018322944

Because BUSH DID IT!

Seriously, the President shouldn’t have to make public statements about stuff he didn’t even know about until he saw it on the news. That’s not really fair.

http://twitter.com/#!/sven10077/status/469139304040914944

Perfect.

http://twitter.com/#!/ShovelReadyArug/status/469141327427694593

A bargain.

http://twitter.com/#!/rg_real/status/469180303282831360

Those can burn you though.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/05/21/1-800-not-my-fault-a-replacement-for-obamas-dopey-press-conferences/