CNN’s Suzanne Malveaux ready to throw her panties on stage at Correspondents’ Dinner; Update: Her walk of shame home still in progress

http://twitter.com/#!/SuzanneMalveaux/status/196448310976978944

Who can eat? Because, ZOMG Obama! And after parties!

@jimmykimmel did a great job tonight. #afterparty begins now! #NerdProm

— Suzanne Malveaux (@SuzanneMalveaux) April 29, 2012

With super cool celebrities and such!

@evalongoria #nerdprom #whcd nice meeting you. Love your passion for education, Latino issues. Not a bad party! pic.twitter.com/1gUsHZfa

— Suzanne Malveaux (@SuzanneMalveaux) April 29, 2012

#nerdprom #whcd @davidarquette says celebs seem silly talking politics. His passion is keeping arts in schools pic.twitter.com/xrtzXob3

— Suzanne Malveaux (@SuzanneMalveaux) April 29, 2012

Suzanne’s heart-doodled diary will be busy today!

Pressing issue of the day for an oh-so-esteemed journalist; look at our super cute shoes! Oh, do you think Obama will notice? Notice me, The One! Notice ME.

#nerdprom #whcd #gardenparty did you guess whose shoes? pic.twitter.com/hLcCcN30

— Suzanne Malveaux (@SuzanneMalveaux) April 29, 2012

She upped her chances of being noticed by Mr. ‘slow jam’ President by having his director of broadcast media as her guest. That’s totally not conflict of interest-y or anything.

My guest @DagVegaDC #nerdprom #whca he makes all things @barackobama happen. Says Obama gets his news from iPad. pic.twitter.com/8fjvf3uH

— Suzanne Malveaux (@SuzanneMalveaux) April 29, 2012

She won’t leave.

#afterparty #nerdprom #whcd will send more pics . 4:30am closing the party down w/ @davechapelle & @ Rosariodawson

— Suzanne Malveaux (@SuzanneMalveaux) April 29, 2012

And the most important day ever? The day of nerd prom. Because, Barack Obama.

Happy birthday @ReggieLove! He turned 30 on day of #nerdprom #whcd! @barackobama pic.twitter.com/qzoJ9qEf

— Suzanne Malveaux (@SuzanneMalveaux) April 29, 2012

How do people without birthdays that fall on the same day as the White House Correspondents’ Dinner carry on? We will somehow have to muddle through. Somehow.

A night in the life of a simpering teen journalist.

UPDATE:

Suzanne Malveaux’s walk of shame home continues. She’s not done squealing and desperately trying to score.

@jengranholm at #nerdprom #whcd Fmr Michigan governor now in SF. I was born in Lansing. Does that make us homegirls? 🙂 pic.twitter.com/CnLmGljO

— Suzanne Malveaux (@SuzanneMalveaux) April 29, 2012

#nerdprom #whcd #afterparty evening ended at Italian Embassy. @rosariodawson & @DaveChappelle big hits pic.twitter.com/sjtBtAup

— Suzanne Malveaux (@SuzanneMalveaux) April 29, 2012

Sheesh, Suzanne. Try a cold shower.

@stevenspeilberg @leonpannetta @georgeclooney at #nerdprom #whcd pic.twitter.com/ZqWdhUjm

— Suzanne Malveaux (@SuzanneMalveaux) April 29, 2012

@barackobama 's Fmr body man @reggielove turns 30 at #nerdprom #whcd #afterparty happy b-day Reggie pic.twitter.com/DEYEoDeB

— Suzanne Malveaux (@SuzanneMalveaux) April 29, 2012

Stop rubbing it in to those of us who aren’t lucky enough to share a birthday with the swoon-filled nerd prom!

#nerdprom #whcd #afterparty highlight of eve-spontaneous Soul Train line at 4:00am w/@rosariodawson & @DaveChappelle pic.twitter.com/UPyZX5bI

— Suzanne Malveaux (@SuzanneMalveaux) April 29, 2012

And we called it. Suzanne was in charge of booty dances this year.

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