#ObamaIsLikeABadBoyfriend: President Composite of every bad boyfriend


Oh, my. This is rather mind-blowing. First we found out that President Obama totally loves “composite women.” So much so that he created one for the government to control. He also created composite girlfriends for his composite biography. Now we find out that President Obama is actually a composite himself: Of every bad boyfriend, ever.

#ObamaIsLikeABadBoyfriend Has an unhealthy need for constant attention wherever he goes.

— DeniseVB (@blogho) July 2, 2012

#ObamaIsLikeABadBoyfriend Only takes you on nice vacations as long as other people pay for it.

— DeniseVB (@blogho) July 2, 2012

He always makes me pay! #ObamaIsLikeABadBoyfriend

— Amelia (@AmeliaHammy) July 2, 2012

#ObamaIsLikeaBadBoyfriend When you tell him about ur hopes & dreams he hands you some free birthcontrol & a pack of foodstamps #waronwomen

— AW (@ArtbyAWOHS) July 2, 2012

#ObamaIsLikeABadBoyfriend because dang, all he does is lie

— Sister Honey (D) (@Herfarm) July 2, 2012

#ObamaIsLikeABadBoyfriend He's lied about his childhood, his ex girlfriends, his schooling, who his friends are, who knows what else?!

— Laura (@GOPrincess) July 2, 2012

#ObamaIsLikeABadBoyfriend Constantly complaining how bad home is, but spending time elsewhere not working on his real problems.

— Mr. Clean (@ConservatariaNC) July 2, 2012

He tells me one thing, then does another #ObamaIsLikeABadBoyfriend

— Kemberlee Kaye (@KemberleeKaye) July 2, 2012

#ObamaIsLikeABadBoyfriend He will say anything he has to say to get where he wants to get. #LeDuh

— Dave (@bigdave0908) July 2, 2012

#ObamaIsLikeABadBoyfriend He told you he wanted to be there for you, but he was too busy playing golf. Again.

— Laura (@GOPrincess) July 2, 2012

#ObamaIsLikeABadBoyfriend He's insecure; always comparing himself to the last boyfriend, George.

— Mr. Conservative (@Mr_Conservative) July 2, 2012

He lets his thug friends at the #TSA cop a feel. #ObamaIsLikeABadBoyfriend

— Leslie (@Libertarian_ish) July 2, 2012

All clunkers, no cash. #ObamaIsLikeABadBoyfriend

— ikidyounot (@ikidyounot) July 2, 2012

Performs poorly then brags about how good he is and how lucky you are #ObamaIsLikeABadBoyfriend

— Regulus de Leo (@RegulusdeLeo) July 2, 2012

#ObamaIsLikeABadBoyfriend He'll tell you anything to get in your . . . pocketbook.

— WannabeAnglican (@WannabeAnglican) July 2, 2012

He cheats on America with France. #ObamaIsLikeABadBoyfriend

— Savannah the Bossy (@thesavvy) July 2, 2012

Uncanny! President Bad Boyfriend is spending time with France on our anniversary!

Wow. President Obama really gives new meaning to the idea of an abusive relationship with our government. To quote P.J. O’Rourke right before the mid-term elections:

“This is not an election on November 2. This is a restraining order. Power has been trapped, abused, and exploited by Democrats. Go to the ballot box and put an end to this abusive relationship.”

And so is this November’s election. Time to kick that composite bad boyfriend to the curb!

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