Obama: Mitt Romney is a time-traveling, robot vampire from the future

As Twitchy reported earlier today, the Obama campaign has a new ad out which tries to attack Mitt Romney through Bain Capital yet again. The ad has swiftly been debunked; not only is Obama’s understanding of how to save companies lacking, so is his understanding of how time works.

Top Obama bundler was AT Bain Capital when GST Steel went bankrupt. Romney was managing the Olympics. http://t.co/VxCRGpsl #tcot #p2

— RB (@RBPundit) May 14, 2012

He's a managing director at Bain. And he was actually working at Bain when the GST Steel went under, unlike Romney. @LordHector

— RB (@RBPundit) May 14, 2012

See, Mitt Romney was no longer even working at Bain Capital when GST Steel, the focus of Obama’s ad, went under. Yet magically he is still to blame for it. Mitt Romney is the new George W. Bush!

Lavine, according to the Los Angeles Times, is a top Obama bundler and a managing director at Bain Capital. Lavine, who has raised over $100,000 for the president, was at the firm when GST Steel declared bankruptcy. So according to the Obama team’s logic, Romney, who had left Bain, is responsible for GST Steel’s demise, but Lavine, who was there, is not? Expect to hear more about this connection.

Wait, is Obama switching 2 "It's Romney's Fault" for his failures? @RBPundit @ezradulis @emzanotti #robotvampirefromthefuture #p2 #tcot

— CT_Conservative (@ct_conservative) May 14, 2012

That, or he is super cool and can time travel. And so, #RobotVampirefromthefuture was born.

Mitt Romney set in motion the events that will make me spill coffee on my pants in ten minutes. #RobotVampireFromTheFuture

— E-Du (@ezradulis) May 14, 2012


This. RT @emzanotti: Mitt Romney knows you will fail and he's already laughing. #robotvampirefromthefuture

— Jim Jamitis (@anthropocon) May 14, 2012

Mitt Romney knew there'd be a Spiderman sequel, but he let it happen anyway. #robotvampirefromthefuture

— Emily Zanotti (@emzanotti) May 14, 2012

Well now, those are fighting words!

In 1999, Mitt Romney told a young Mormon aspiring novelist that vampires sparkle #robotvampirefromthefuture

— F. Bill McMorris (@FBillMcMorris) May 14, 2012

mind blown RT @emzanotti: Mitt Romney knew it was Bush's fault before Barack Obama did. #robotvampirefromthefuture

— E-Du (@ezradulis) May 14, 2012

Head. Spinning.

In 1999, when #robotvampirefromthefuture found out a HS classmate was gay, he traveled back in time to shave his head

— F. Bill McMorris (@FBillMcMorris) May 14, 2012

Mitt Romney set in motion the events that cancelled Firefly. In high school. #robotvampirefromthefuture

— Emily Zanotti (@emzanotti) May 14, 2012

Mitt Romney set same-sex marriage in motion by shutting down Bain Capital to search for a lost Gay in New York. #RobotVampireFromTheFuture

— E-Du (@ezradulis) May 14, 2012

Keep them coming, Twitter!

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