No patience for another convention? Here’s the #DNCIn4Words

http://twitter.com/#!/amylutz4/status/242762022016647169

Perhaps you’re not feeling up to three days of the Democratic National Convention. Fear not; Twitter has you covered. These conservatives have helpfully distilled the convention into a handy, tweet-friendly size, so pull up an empty chair and enjoy the #DNCIn4Words.

#DNCin4words Still all Bush's fault. #tcot

— Angela (@Bear2theRight) September 3, 2012

#DNCIn4Words Dude, where's my Czar?

— just another mo (@JustAnotherMo) September 3, 2012

#DNCin4Words We Have Dancing Vaginas #tcot

— Amy Lutz (@amylutz4) September 4, 2012

#DNCin4words Paul Ryan Scares Us

— Jedediah Bila (@JedediahBila) September 4, 2012

#DNCin4words: America's doing just fine.

— #RepublicanGirlProbs (@RepubGrlProbs) September 4, 2012

#DNCIn4Words Look Mom, No Plans!

— Tooth Fairy Denier (@FunkynFortunate) September 4, 2012

#DNCIn4Words Ix-nay on the obs-jay

— jon gabriel (@exjon) September 4, 2012

We are so Fluked! #dncin4words

— DrewMTips (@DrewMTips) September 4, 2012

#DNCin4words Revealing Harry Reid's source

— Demetrius Minor (@dminor85) September 4, 2012

#DNCin4words Register Your Dead Grandma

— Mary Chastain (@mchastain81) September 4, 2012

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#DNCin4words Joe Biden's good enough.

— Resist Tyranny (@ResistTyranny) September 4, 2012

#DNCin4words Don't Discuss Latest Polls

— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) September 4, 2012

#DNCin4Words Budgets are for suckers

— JD (@ElvisUndead) September 4, 2012

#DNCin4words This isn't a concert????

— Cindy McCaffrey (@cmccaff542) September 4, 2012

#DNCin4words Faded posters for sale

— Proud Clinger (@DebyBennett) September 4, 2012

#DNCin4words Borrow, Print, Spend, Blame.

— One Who Remembers (@lheal) September 4, 2012

#DNCin4words Critical Race Theory 101

— Demetrius Minor (@dminor85) September 4, 2012

#DNCin4words 2009-2012 never happened.

— RB (@RBPundit) September 4, 2012

#DNCIn4Words Let me be clear…

— Michael Zaloom (@Zaloomination) September 4, 2012

#DNCin4words End corporations! Except Apple!

— Leah (@oooitsleah) September 4, 2012

#DNCIn4words Marx, Engels, Stalin, Mao

— David Paul (@PowerElement) September 4, 2012

#DNCin4words Put y'all back in chains.

— Alberto A Pardo (@albertoapardo) September 3, 2012

That sounds like five words to us.

You see, you gotta make #DNCIn4Words actually 5 words, we're using #BidenLogic this week!

— Alberto A Pardo (@albertoapardo) September 3, 2012

Check back with Twitchy all week for convention coverage, just in case the speeches go over four words.

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