It’s a good thing: Help for Martha Stewart’s mock-worthy First World problem!/nickgillespie/status/383055944298414080

Gravity strikes again!!/ginpeck/status/383067980462313472

Surely the glue-gun guru and DIY diva can figure something out, no?!/michelleisawolf/status/382999567505326080!/jasonWSJ/status/383008685808967680!/kenwong/status/383066098473893888!/johnwilliams713/status/383058205670395904

Those are great ideas, but sorry, guys. You can all go home because this right here is a win:!/MrMCos/status/383079276511113216

Side-splitting update:!/MarthaStewart/status/383211703497785344


We report, you decide: Was Martha Stewart tipsy or just tweeting in tongues?

Heh: Jake Tapper zings Martha Stewart and her profile

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Martha Stewart gushes over Hillary/Obama gush-fest

Martha Stewart tweets from the Hamptons, remains snooty while doing so

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