‘Green Eggs and BLAM!’ — and other #MotherTsarnaevChildrensBooks

http://twitter.com/#!/TheMorningSpew/status/327868837854851072

Lately, Zubeidat Tsarnaeva is having a difficult time making a strong case for her parenting skills. As the mother of accused Boston bombers Tamerlan and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, she has insisted that her sons were set up all while raging against America and praising radical Islamism.

Many Americans assume that she had a role in shaping her sons’ behavior and ideology. This afternoon, tweeters speculated about some of the titles that Mommie Dearest may have read to her sons in the nursery:

#MotherTsarneavChildrensBooks“Lemony Couscous: A Series of Unfortunate Man-Made Disasters”#tcot#tgdn

— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) April 26, 2013

#MotherTsarneavChildrensBooks If you give a bomber a pressure cooker

— bradcundiff (@bradcundiff) April 26, 2013

#MotherTsarneavChildrensBooksOne SonTwo SonsDead Son Bled Son

— Maddy (@MaddyinMass) April 26, 2013

#MotherTsarneavChildrensBooks Everybody Booms

— ryuge (@0ryuge) April 26, 2013

#MotherTsarneavChildrensBooks And To Think That I Blew Up Mulberry Street

— Brian McDonald (@BrianCMcDonald) April 26, 2013

#MotherTsarneavChildrensBooks 101 Damnations

— Jacqueline Barron (@PatriotJackiB) April 26, 2013

#MotherTsarneavChildrensBooks Green Eggs And BLAM!

— Chris Barnhart (@ChrisBarnhart) April 26, 2013

#MotherTsarneavChildrensBooksHarriet the Suicide Bomber

— Blue Bird (@OneTinyBlueBird) April 26, 2013

#MotherTsarneavChildrensBooks When Mommy Says No I Beat Her

— Roy Rogers (@Roy__Rogers) April 26, 2013

#MotherTsarneavChildrensBooks Are You My 72 Virgins?

— Kensington (@NYKensington) April 26, 2013

#MotherTsarneavChildrensBooks Where the Sidewalk explodes.

— Eileen Hart (@EileenHart1) April 26, 2013

#MotherTsarneavChildrensBooks The Jihadist in The Cupboard

— Blue Bird (@OneTinyBlueBird) April 26, 2013

#MotherTsarneavChildrensBooks The Lion, the Witch, and the Warlord.

— Ryan Patrick (@Amabonovella) April 26, 2013

#MotherTsarneavChildrensBooks Cloudy with a chance of Jihad

— john (@Bombtheban) April 26, 2013

The Little Engine That Could But Was Stopped by the Zionist Conspiracy #MotherTsarneavChildrensBooks

— Tom Reynolds (@Beregond) April 26, 2013

#MotherTsarneavChildrensBooks Blowing Up Is Better Than Growing Up

— NRAKat (@kat1567) April 26, 2013

#MotherTsarneavChildrensBooks Are You There, Satan? It’s Me, Tamerlan.

— Matthew Vadum (@vadum) April 26, 2013

Lol! RT @defendwallst: #MotherTsarneavChildrensBooks Snow White and the seven covetous Jews

— El SOOPer!! (@SooperMexican) April 26, 2013

Oh the Places You’ll Blow #MotherTsarneavChildrensBooks

— LMX (@laurenmarie10) April 26, 2013

#MotherTsarneavChildrensBooks The Berenstain Bears Make An Improvised Explosive Device

— Old Iron-Ass (@OldIronAss) April 26, 2013

#MotherTsarneavChildrensBooks Yurtle the Terrorist

— Charly J. (@chuck_dizzle) April 26, 2013

#MotherTsarneavChildrensBooksThe Tortoise Bombs the Hare

— Jenn (@StenoJenny) April 26, 2013

#MotherTsarneavChildrensBooks Little Dead Riding Hood

— Hilohaw (@Hilohaw) April 26, 2013

Sharia Plain & Tall #MotherTsarneavChildrensBooks

— MushTastic (@MushKat) April 26, 2013

Oh the People You’ll Kill#MotherTsarneavChildrensBooks

— Pete Thomasson (@HKTFree) April 26, 2013

Horton Hears a ULULULULU#MotherTsarneavChildrensBooks

— Leslie Dowd (@LADowd) April 26, 2013

#MotherTsarneavChildrensBooksOne Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blew-Himself-Up Fish.

— Razor (@hale_razor) April 26, 2013

Heh.

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