Crushed unicorn dreams: Smaller paychecks spur ‘I should have voted Romney’!/VAisforlovas/status/287168893422821377

Oh, dear. The harsh reality of crushed unicorn dreams and the bitter smell of regret. As Twitchy reported, Americans started noticing that Obama’s “fair share” claims weren’t so fair and many were shocked … shocked … that their first paychecks of the year were smaller.

The indebted young Twitter user above now says she was just being sarcastic, but plenty of Obama supporters facing smaller paychecks continue to show genuine disenchantment. Feel the remorse. **

I have a friend who voted for Obama publicly complaining about the new #SS tax raise. I would just like to say: You did this to yourself.

— Jessica Lynn (@gekka_88) January 5, 2013

Homeless guy holding sign “I did it to myself. I voted for Obama…sorry” via @twitpic

— Jerry(@Durango24k) January 6, 2013

Realty realized little too late~”@durango24k: Homeless guy holding sign “I did it to myself. I voted for Obama…sorry”

— April Guiles (@April_MG) January 6, 2013


Real photo or not, that sentiment is being expressed across Twitter. Obama is “the light and the future?” Not so much, unless light means light in the wallet.

I don’t wanna hear that “I’m mad about these taxes they took out my check shit” from any Obama voters lol stfu you voted for him.

—La LaFah(@Its_LaFah) January 5, 2013



— MILDRED ROGERS (@MILDREDMickey) January 4, 2013

Oh, sweetie. Bless your heart. Precious Mildred seems to be in a growing minority, as many others realize that the country voted to go Forward! … to smaller paychecks.

All I know is my paycheck short $31 😠😠😡😡😠😠 Obama gotta take of this. NOW!

— Bobbie Bigsby ✊ (@MissBobbieJ) January 2, 2013

Everyone seen a deduction on the new years first paycheck today!I thought Obama was in this to help the mid and lower class??

— DaBaddest BitchAroun (@ATL_PRiNCeSS) January 5, 2013

Fucking Obama! Fuck you! This taking out more taxes shit better fucking help me out!! Very upset to see my paycheck less today! 😡😡😡😤

— Nancy Thongkham (@thongkhamlove) January 4, 2013

Twitter users, in yet another prescient move, took solace in the thought that we could at least giggle at all the disenchanted Obama voters. And disenchanted, they are.

The thought of them all scrawling in their tear-stained diaries while smoking cloves and listening to REM’s “Everybody Hurts” is schadenfreud-elicious. However, sadly, we are all dealing with the economy-crushing reality, financial hardship and consequences of their bad choices.  In Obama’s America, everybody does hurt.

Everyone going to regret voting for Obama after they receive their firstpaycheck this year (2013 payroll)

— Ray (@DRsexy809) January 4, 2013

Yes, they are. Many Twitter users are now expressing regret over voting for Obama.

Obama is the biggest fucking liar in the world why the fuck did I vote for him

— Dave (@D_Cardenas15) January 4, 2013

Idk why but I feel like I’ma regret voting for Obama.

— Kevo (@_Kevin_Leo) January 4, 2013

I’m starting to regret voting for Obama.

— Christian Dixon (@crushonchrissy) January 4, 2013

RT if u regret voting for Obama now

— Barnibus Clay (@AwwHELLToTheNaw) January 4, 2013

people earning over $400,000 a year will now have a tax rate of 41%. That is fucking retarded, I seriously regret voting for obama.

— Jeffrey Baird (@JB790) January 5, 2013

More are kicking themselves for not casting their votes for Romney.

Damn the taxes killed me. I should have voted Romney

— Chase Zebari (@CZebari22) January 3, 2013

I should have voted for Romney, I want a do over

— Warren G (@imMrWilliams) January 3, 2013

Why didn’t I vote for Romney!!! #payrolltax

— Diamond (@Diamondeez) January 4, 2013

Why, indeed?

Elections, they have consequences.

** Post was edited for clarification.

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