Adrianne Curry: Jesus ‘would bitch smack the crazed far right’; Updated!/AdrianneCurry/status/228873178838081536

Model and perpetually aspiring actress Adrianne Curry channeled her inner Ellen Barkin today to lash out at the Right with all the bile we’ve come to expect from attention-seeking left-wing celebs. Move over Mia Farrow, Eliza Dushku and Roseanne Barr — time to make room for another tolerance bully on the “No H8″ bandwagon.

If all the far right Christians used the money they spent to oppose gay marriage on feeding the homeless…would any american child starve?

— Adrianne Curry (@AdrianneCurry) July 27, 2012

That’s right, genius. Obviously those icky far Right Christians at Chick-fil-A are just fine with the homeless starving.

Ministering to the homeless is a calling Chick-fil-A employees take seriously. In fact, Chick-fil-A teams up with First Baptist Church of Ft. Lauderdale each year to feed and provide for the homeless. While local volunteers provide medical care and clothing, Chick-fil-A provides food and encouragement.

Support Chick-fil-A and help the feed the homeless ——-> #DisruptTheNarrative. #TeaParty

— Willie (@Gunnerguy1911) July 26, 2012

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Curry, an atheist and self-appointed arbiter of what it means to be “CHRITSLIKE,” used her Twitter account to mock and castigate “far right Christians” for supposedly anti-gay views. Behold her desperate and ignorant play for relevance:

Why did I point out Christians and not the far left? because CHRISTIANS are not being very CHRITSLIKE in that matter, PERIOD.

— Adrianne Curry (@AdrianneCurry) July 27, 2012

I was talking of the anti gay crazy far right. "@PeepsRAB I completely agree, but know that not all Christians are misguided, "

— Adrianne Curry (@AdrianneCurry) July 27, 2012

Forget “What Would Jesus Do?” It’s all about what Adrianne says Jesus would do.

@messineo21 not as hard. They dont claim to do things in Gods name! That is the republicans

— Adrianne Curry (@AdrianneCurry) July 27, 2012

Jesus loves big government, natch.

Sure, the 2nd they claim everything they do is for god, I'll rip on em for it.." @Carelessfool don't forget about the crazed far left… "

— Adrianne Curry (@AdrianneCurry) July 27, 2012

The bible says gay is bad. But it also said to marry people off w/out love.. stone people..that women were unholy during their rag #

— Adrianne Curry (@AdrianneCurry) July 27, 2012

Oh, that’s right. Jesus was all about stoning. In fact, wasn’t it Jesus who said, “Let he who hates the gays cast the first stone”?

Perhaps Adrianne Curry should actually read the Bible before declaring herself the mouthpiece of Jesus.

Nah, brandishing her anti-Christian bigotry to bludgeon the Right is a lot more fun.



Curry’s not finished:

@darth_marie you are the moron…god said to ONLY be kind to others, NOT judge…and help ALL. NOT to repress all

— Adrianne Curry (@AdrianneCurry) July 27, 2012

She’s certainly not judging, is she?

I want2thank all the Christians proving all my beliefs on how terrible most of you are by condemning me&insulting me all morning #christlike

— Adrianne Curry (@AdrianneCurry) July 27, 2012

Nope. No judging here.

@RJCHVZ I dont see why god would want to fill his heaven with SMUG ASSHOLES….but wherever you are, I hope to NOT be

— Adrianne Curry (@AdrianneCurry) July 27, 2012

@retfedfire I spent 15 years of my life in Christian groups, schools, church, & even sewed with nuns! I'd say I'm well versed in many things

— Adrianne Curry (@AdrianneCurry) July 27, 2012

Ah. Well then, that makes her an expert on Christianity.

@kennethcasey If jesus is supposed to represent love&tolerance..I dont think he would be very happy with Christians spewing HATE&INTOLERANCE

— Adrianne Curry (@AdrianneCurry) July 27, 2012

Adrianne wants do be the one doing the spewage.

Waiting4my laundry…laughing my ass off @ some of your brilliant tweets…appreciating the NON dickhole Christian comments <3

— Adrianne Curry (@AdrianneCurry) July 27, 2012

Based on her tweets, Adrianne likely has plenty of dirty laundry.

She also has the support of Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan:

@AdrianneCurry I'm a de facto Catholic and I love you and think you are a wonderful person w/ a big heart. No true follower condemns

— Billy Corgan (@Billy) July 27, 2012

Isn’t that special.

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