’50 Shades of Gray Pantsuits’: Tweeters suggest names for Hillary’s new book

http://twitter.com/#!/TheLeadCNN/status/319899472907886592

Hillary Clinton has reportedly scored a deal with Simon & Schuster to pen a book about her time as Secretary of State. What difference does it make? Well, in terms of literary value, probably not much. But if we’re talking about hashtag game potential? That’s a different story.

CNN’s Jake Tapper asked Twitterers to submit suggested titles for the tome, and boy, did they deliver:

#HillaryBookTitles 50 Ways to Break Your Husband’s Cigar Habit

— Lara (@fuh_rillz) April 4, 2013

#HillaryBookTitles And you thought only Bill could lie under oath…

— Susan(@Susanfromohio) April 4, 2013

#HillaryBookTitles “Head in the Sand…My view of the world around me”

— HeBeGeeBee (@Gbpakrfan1) April 4, 2013

The Audacity of My Husband #HillaryBookTitles

— WEN(D)Y (@TXCupCake) April 4, 2013

#HillaryBookTitles Vast Right Wing Conspiracies & other Fairy Tales

— Jennifer Hall (@jenjhall) April 4, 2013

#HillaryBookTitles – Who Moved My Chardonnay?#tcot

— aGinTexas (@ag_texas) April 4, 2013

Heh.

#HillaryBookTitles Hillary Clinton and the Chamber of Secrets

— Spencer Finch (@spencerfinchgop) April 4, 2013

@fuh_rillz #HillaryBookTitles Fifty Shades Of Gray Pantsuits

— John Q Public (@JohnQPublicJR) April 4, 2013

#hillarybooktitles Stand by your man when it can further your agenda

— Leda_Saved (@Ledamaae) April 4, 2013

What Difference at This Point, Does The Constitution Make? #HillaryBookTitles

— Pete Sake (@politicope) April 4, 2013

Many of the submissions were Benghazigate-related — and rightly so:

#HillaryBookTitles What difference does my incompetence make?

— Armed Benghazi Fruit (@2012Pineapple) April 4, 2013

#HillaryBookTitles Asleep at the wheel: How I wound up under the bus.

— Robert Van Dusen (@treboryaj1) April 4, 2013

RT @benshapiro: .@theleadcnn It Takes a Village to Kill an Ambassador #HillaryBookTitles

— Scott Whitlock (@ScottJW) April 4, 2013

#HillaryBookTitles I Have No Specific Recollection. (How To Testify Without Incriminating Yourself)

— Gravypants (@Graveepants) April 4, 2013

#HillaryBookTitles Foolproof Steps to Successfully Faking a Migraine When in Fear of Facing the Truth

— Lara (@fuh_rillz) April 4, 2013

Stand By Your Men: Obfuscating from Monica to Benghazi #HillaryBookTitles

— BrianWollet (@BrianWollet) April 4, 2013

#HillaryBookTitles it Takes a Village to Cover Up Benghazi

— Sarahtonin (@Sarahtonin0) April 4, 2013

#HillaryBookTitles Sects, Lies, and Videotape: the #Benghazi Story

— Razor (@hale_razor) April 4, 2013

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Related:

‘What difference does it make’? Hillary’s lasting regret for her memoirs: Loss of lives in Benghazi

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